AMERICA WILL BURN! VISIT NORTH KOREA NOW!
North Korea is a must-see destination for any capitalist nation that will soon be destroyed by North Korea.
Fact: propaganda posters are an excellent medium for the promotion of tourism.
American landmarks will soon be renamed as North Korean landmarks. We should probably all go see the original North Korean versions right now.
Buy your tickets to the Hermit Kingdom at the subtlest of pop-up travel agencies, which also double as North Korean propaganda offices!
Looking for an online deal for a North Korean vacation? Then act fast on Groupon before America's time runs out...or doesn't. Whatever.